HaanBrands’ Strategic Assets are category-defining domains. Each is offered with two clear pathways:
- Outright Acquisition – full transfer at posted price.
- Strategic Participation – partnership, equity, or lease structures with meaningful upfront cash and ownership control retained.
These are non-linear, optionality-rich holdings. Maximum value is inherently uncertain; minimum cash floors and control protections are not.
Transaction Principles
- Posted Price – minimum cash required for outright acquisition.
- Strategic Value – enterprise-level potential when deployed, developed, or held for optionality.
- Participation Cash Floor – 67% of Posted Price, payable upfront.
- Domain Control – retained unless fully acquired. All participation mechanisms must include reversion and control protections.
- Equity Basis – participation may be executed via restricted shares pegged to latest funding round valuation, with potential upside toward Strategic Value ceiling.
- Lease Basis – upfront cash = participation cash floor; annual CPI escalation; option to convert to full ownership at Strategic Value.
Strategic participation is intended for well-capitalized operators, platforms, or sponsors seeking immediate deployment with aligned long-term incentives. Strategic value reflects comparable category anchors, platform leverage, and control premiums.
Available Strategic Assets
Orber.com
(Registered Aug 05, 1996)
- $9,500,000
- Serious Cash Range: $9,500,000 – $12,500,000
- Strategic Value (Enterprise Ceiling): $15M – $30M
- Participation Cash Floor: $6.36M–$8.38M
LuxCars.com
(Registered May 24, 2000)
- $8,500,000
- Strategic Value: $10M – $20M
- Participation Cash Floor: $5,695,000
TentRental.com
(Registered Dec 31, 1995)
- $6,500,000
- Strategic Value: $7M – $12M
- Participation Cash Floor: $4,355,000
Caritas.net
(Registered Dec 28, 1996)
- $6,000,000
- Strategic Value:$10M – $20M
- Participation Cash Floor: $4,020,000
ElderGuard.com
(Registered Jan 25, 2003)
- $5,500,000
- Strategic Value: $6M – $10M
- Participation Cash Floor: $3,685,000
Latitude.org
(Registered Dec 10, 1998)
- $4,500,000
- Strategic Value: $5M – $8M
- Participation Cash Floor: $3,015,000
Antidiscrimination.com
(Registered Apr 23, 1998)
- $4,500,000
- Strategic Value: $7M – $12M
- Participation Cash Floor: $3,015,000
Ovula.com
(Registered Jan 7, 2000)
- $4,000,000
- Strategic Value: $8M – $15M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,680,000
Securenet.org
(Registered Nov 1, 1995)
- $4,000,000
- Strategic Value: $6M – $10M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,680,000
Safelink.org
(Registered Feb 8, 1999)
- $4,000,000
- Strategic Value: $6M – $10M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,680,000
IntlGroup.com
(Registered Nov 23, 1994)
- $3,500,000
- Strategic Value: $4M – $7M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,345,000
OurRegistry.com
(Registered Dec 08, 1998)
- $3,500,000
- Strategic Value: $4M – $7M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,345,000
Echocardiogram.com
(Registered May 18, 1999)
- $3,500,000
- Strategic Value: $6M – $10M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,345,000
HospitalErrors.com
(Registered Jul 12, 1997)
- $3,000,000
- Strategic Value: $5M – $9M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,010,000
Elderserve.com
(Registered Aug 8, 1996)
- $3,000,000
- Strategic Value: $5M – $8M
- Participation Cash Floor: $2,010,000
Prove.info
(Registered Dec 15, 2003)
- $2,750,000
- Serious Cash Range: $2.75M – $3.75M
- Strategic Value (Enterprise Ceiling): $6M – $12M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,842,500
AmFast.com
(Registered Jun 04, 1996)
- $2,750,000
- Strategic Value: $3M – $5M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,842,500
CommunityBanc.com
(Registered Jun 25, 1996)
- $2,250,000
- Strategic Value: $3M – $6M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,507,500
AssetFunds.com
(Registered Jan 25, 2001)
- $2,000,000
- Strategic Value: $3M – $5M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,340,000
Hotels.cx
(Registered Feb 07, 2003)
- $1,950,000
- Strategic Value: $4.5M – $9M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1.310,000
HealthBenefit.org
(Registered Nov 12, 1999)
- $1,750,000
- Strategic Value: $2.5M – $4M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,172,500
Vault.mobi
(Registered Sep 21, 2015)
- $1,500,000
- Strategic Value: $4M – $8M
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,005,000
SchoolOfChoice.com
(Registered Jul 27, 1998)
- $1,500,000
- Strategic Value: $2M – $3.5
- Participation Cash Floor: $1,005,000
Acquisition Terms
- Posted prices reflect minimum cash for outright acquisition.
- Participation requires 67% upfront cash, domain control, and structured protections.
- Equity participation pegged to latest funding round, with upside toward Strategic Value.
- Lease/stretched structures: cash floor upfront, CPI escalations, conversion option at Strategic Value.
- All acquisitions and structured deals to be executed through counsel.
Inquiry
These assets are market-defining options, not inventory. Serious buyers prepared to deploy meaningful cash and preserve control are welcome. We prefer fewer conversations, conducted seriously, over volume.
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